Oh, Paris... No, Honey, No

I KNOW I shouldn't watch it, but I cannot look away. I think Paris Hilton is the biggest phooey shoveler out there. And what kind of idiot is Larry King. Puff piece much, Larry? He didn't even ask her ANYTHING difficult in the first 30 minutes. Is he REALLY doing this interview??? Of course, then when he starts asking her harder questions, she starts buffaloing. Come on, Paris. I've SEEN some of the videos and pictures. It takes some real skill for all of those guys to make it look like you were drinking and doing drugs. Seriously... you want us to believe you've never done drugs and that you're really not into drinking?

With it in the news this much, I just couldn't not watch the Paris interview. I was disappointed to see Michael Moore bumped FOR Paris, but at least they're using this ratings event to advertise the Michael Moore interview. I may not agree with everything he says, but at least I believe MM... Paris, not so much.

Last thing about Paris, then I'm moving on. A recent Jezebel post (don't click on it if you're easily offended by language or, well, other things... Paris has proven she's not the saint she's trying to sell on Larry King... a round-up of her "top five reasons we dislike her" is guaranteed to be an assault on the innocent eyes/minds of the goody two-shoes readers of this simple little blog) reminded us all why we dislike Paris. The quickie run-down:

• The Firecrotch Incident with Brandon Davis (ugh, Brandon Davis)
• Tinkerbell (and other pets) LOST (or neglected)
• The Sex Tape... not so much for the tape, but c'mon, Rick Saloman? (again, UGH)
• Vote or Die Campaign
• The Tape That Proves She's a Racist... and a bad dancer... and, um, I'm pretty sure disproves her revelation to Larry King that she's never done drugs. By the way, I hate the N word... don't even think it around me