Have you ever been right in the middle of changing clothes and decided you really wanted to wear something that was already in your dirty clothes hamper/basket/pile? Okay, so that's not so bad (that's just the thought, after all). But have you actually reached in, pulled it out, completed the sniff test, and decided it's not bad enough to keep you from wearing it at least one more time... then proceeded to put it on & just wear the darn thing?!?! (And speaking of the sniff test... I believe it was Keira Knightley in one of my US Weekly magazines who was quoted as saying something about wearing anything without visible stains that passed the sniff test. Bless her heart... Keira's my kind of girl... well, she used to be before she withered away to nothing.) But anyway... whose mom invented the sniff test? And why do we DO that? There really should be a better way to tell if something is just clean enough to wear without embarassing yourself. Maybe one of those techies who amuse themselves by inventing funky, ultra-cool gadgets (and apparel) could come up with something useful in that regard.
Of course, it's my own fault. I did whites today instead of darks... because I was trying to be a good wife and make sure Jon had undies to wear. I forgot my fave jammies were in the dark to-be-washed pile from State College. No worries... they passed the sniff test.
Ick... probably not such a good post... more than a little disturbing for those of you who are easily disgusted. So, if it's not exactly what you expected, tough cookies. I don't always have to do exactly what's expected!
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Jon's undies?!? hehe
But really, we all know PJs don't have to be clean . . . yu don't even wear them in public.
Oh, wait, there was that one time for four years in college :)
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