Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Your Bangs are Writing Checks

I admit it, I'm addicted to my RSS feeds. And I have replaced my unseemly US Weekly regular mag-read with daily feed-reads of the Jezebel, Go Fug Yourself, PopSugar, and The Superficial ilk. I can't help it. I know I contribute to the problem (the problem being rabid paparazzi, if you truly consider that a problem... which I do... mainly because I've seen the Britney and Lindsay Lohan videos where they are accosted and nearly kill themselves and others lunging for the elusive escape hatch... think poor sitting-duck Goose in Top Gun... although, I'm not sure why that image came to my mind just now... probably b/c everything always comes back to a Top Gun quote (or back to me, as the case may be)... or because I just read a really funny "your bangs are writing checks your forehead can't cash" line in today's Fug) because I consume their product, but it's my sinfully delicious guilty pleasure. And... reading the newest addition (Jezebel, a brand spanking new blog just added to the blogosphere this week) also gave me the opportunity to view (and share) this laugh out loud funny and quite possibly-not-suitable-for-wherever-you're-reading-this YouTube vid. It's nothing bad... just potentially a little uncomfortable for some. The blog post on Jezebel (with a link to the vid): http://jezebel.com/gossip/modern-torture/how-to-get-waxed-262375.php.

Why is it that when I fully intend to go to bed early and get a good night's sleep, I end up reading RSS feeds, battling the most temperamental router in the world, and thinking what-should-I-write for hours?! Ugh. Going to bed now... don't care that this was ultra-short and said nothing (save for the ultra-enjoyable waxing info). Maybe I'll give you my three minutes of pissy tomorrow. Maybe not. Meanwhile... happy Wednesday.

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