I Know You Are, But What Am I?

Oops... I totally forgot to write anything tonight. My excuse... as always, work. Just finished one of those biggie projects that I should've been working on all along. But my deadline is tomorrow, so technically, I'm early. :)

The weather today was beautiful. 90 by 9:00 am, I do believe. Pool at 4:20. Cannot pass on the hour at the pool. Then the kiddies and I went to the lake. Very eventful day. I write in weird choppy sentences. Anyway... from my pool time... I was listening to my Top Rated playlist and heard the following. Apply or explain:

Don't ask me for the truth if you choose to lie, honey.
And don't try to open my door with your skeleton key.
Some folks seem to think I only got one problem.
I can't find nobody as crazy as me.

I think I know plenty of peeps who're crazy as me.