Your Waist to Hip Ratio is 0.8 |
So, speaking of curves, I've had this story to tell for a really long time. I think of it periodically... but always when I'm away from pen, paper, or electronic means of note-taking. Therefore, I forget about it. Anyway... I hope I can do it justice. It was pretty darn funny (although more-than-a-little dark & just plain weird) at the time. The story is about 6 months old. It was told to me during a sun-worshiping session this past summer while Eve & I were cooling off in the kiddie pool, chatting with our neighbor, Jen. (I am really missing my pool & sun time at the moment; so you can't blame me for conjuring up every memory from then that I can... especially on a day like today when the sun was brilliant but the darn wind woulda kept me shivering in my little bikini.)
Okay, so on this day, Eve and I happened to meet up at the pool. We chatted for a while and eventually got hot enough to go cool off. Jen and the kids happened to be splashing around in the kiddie pool, so we went over to sit in the 2 feet of warmish water and chat. As females often do, we made our way to the subject of weight. (Speaking of... the Sonic guy (the regular one) said to me yesterday, "I just hate that you eat here every day and never gain weight." I was like a) don't hate, b) I don't eat here every day... DO I???, and c) I've really been trying to run more lately!)
Anyway... Jen ended up telling Eve & me about how much she likes Curves ("the gym where women change their lives 30 minutes at a time"). She was really singing its praises. She goes there, her mom went there, all her friends go there, she's really lost weight and sculpted her body, etc., etc. Just making conversation, Eve happened to ask, "How old is your mom?" Jen didn't flinch: "Well, she actually died a few months ago." Both of us go "aww... I'm sorry." Without even pausing, Jen: "Yeah, she actually died at Curves." Wha? But... Huh?
WOW. Okay. Um, thanks for that, Jen. GREAT story.
Couple more things... now that you've heard that fabulous Curves story. One: Dook sucks. How many breaks do they get??? Coach K Court clock operator = definitely on the payroll (well, duh, of course he is... but, still, you know what I mean if you watched that freakin' game. Two: mountain lions kinda suck... although, if you read that whole story, I kinda feel bad for the mountain lions at the end.
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