How To Put the Sssssssss Back In Your Sunshine and Other Useful Facts

Because I THOROUGHLY enjoyed it... Of course, (screen)names changed to protect the innnocent & chubby (assuming I'm not one of the chatters... in which case, I'm protecting myself... but I'm not this funny, so let's assume I'm not protecting myself and that whole thing was just to make me seem cooler than I really am). Oh yeah, and I'm hoping the fate-tempting isn't too much. Just to be safe, I'm going for a walk.

Person A - I am thinking about committing to the heart attack and being fat and seeing where that takes me. I have the chest pains at 27. the first heart attack can't be far off. every time my jaw hurts or I get a tingling pain in my arm, I think "OK God, time to come home. Tell my family I love them"
Person B - don't make me laugh, my heart will hurt too, hilarious
Person A - and you're the only one I can tell about this because you're the only one who understands and won't say "[Geez, Person A]! Go to the doctor!"
Person B - lol ha. he'd just say no more chork pop biscuits and you'll be fine. to which we'd scream, "screw you fatty"
Person A - they will want to stick me with things and make me eat right and exercise and put me on meds. I say *&@# that. I figure if I'm going to go out, I'm gonna be surrounded by my friends. my sweety, burgery, cheesy, french fry friends


I'm pretty sure Person B stole my name for Hardee's best breakfast sandwich. S/he laughed at me saying it just a week or so ago... and here it shows up in his/her chat transcript. Of course, maybe I stole it from him/her.

Also, love the description of the friends. Those are my peeps... my sweety, burgery, cheesy, french fried besties. (My apologies to those besties who don't like to consider themselves french fried.)

So, anyway, I went for that walk. Cut it short, though. Took the 1 mile route instead of the 3. Trying to keep up with my french friend friends. :)

Um... also... Cooper just BROKE my s key... every single s in this sentence had to be copied & pasted! Kona came upstairs with a chew toy that Cooper wanted. And although he was laying quietly beside me on the sofa resting, he couldn't let Kona come up on the couch too... not with that chew, dang it. Therefore (really wanted that word to be "so"... but the s on my clipboard at the moment is a lower case one... and to change it to a capital would just be silly & time-consuming when I'd just have to change it right back), he attempted to leap over my lap (where, of course, the notebook computer is). Well, I wasn't quite expecting that activity, and my arm (which was typing this post) happened to be in the way. Thus (again, supposed to be "so"), he jumped, I half-caught, he landed on the keyboard, the s key fell off. AND IT WON'T GO BACK ON. Great... now I have to work without an s key... and eventually (when I get the opportunity to), explain to the IT guys at work what happened to my beloved (worked to a nubbin already but now REALLY won't work) s key. Well, this should be fun.



Oh yeah, and Jon... I'm driving your truck while you're gone! :) Just thought I'd tell you before Bill did... since he threatened to do that today. Silly Bill.



*** P.S. - by forcibly removing the A key, I figured out that I was still missing a part of the key contraption and THAT was what was keeping my S key from working. I found the rubbery part that helps the bounce-back-i-ness of the keys on the sofa... around where Cooper landed when he did his flying melendez impression earlier. Now I have replaced all of the inner workings of the key, forced it back on... and it still doesn't work properly. :( I have to press down very deliberately (and quite hard) to make an s appear here. I hope you all appreciate the extra effort it takeSSSSSSSSSSSS. Suggestions from anyone with key-replacing experience?