On My Mind Tonight

- Brangelina... My Dad always says "where there's smoke there's fire". How is it possible that they continue to claim that they're happy happy happy while also being featured on the cover of every single supermarket tabloid as headed to splitsville? I mean, I don't know, of course. But it just seems fishy.
- I want to read all the books written by John Stewart's Daily Show guests. Fun Melanie and I are interested in starting a book club. I'm not sure I can read as quickly as John Stewart MUST read (to interview a new author every day), but he has really interesting books featured. Now, where do the readers in Statesboro hang out?!
- I cannot watch The Daily Show without laughing out loud through the whole thing. That's the best show on TV.
- Today's sermon on treating people fairly/nicely/equally spoke to me. I need to stop looking for unStatesboro-ish people to befriend. (If you've never spent a lot of time in Statesboro, I understand that you may not completely comprehend the term "unStatesboro-ish"; however, it is actually quite technical and I cannot get into the details here. But if you spent any time at all here (which I've invited you all to do more times than I want to count), you'd get it.) Oh yeah, and also, apparently, the workplace discriminates against ugly people (link).
- Pomegranate juice is one of the 10 foods we should be eating but aren't (according to Men's Health magazine). I would like to propose that we adopt a policy that requires us to consume at least one Statesboro Brews pomegranate martini every week. What? Surely, there's pomegranate juice IN IT.

Anyway, I just wanted to share.