When I See You... Finish My Sentence

Your answer choices:

• Just plain wrong no matter what
• Wrong in most situations
• Wrong in some situations
• Acceptable

The descriptions you have to categorize with the answer choices available:

• "Closet Snackers" - Those who hide their snacking and/or deny that they ever snack.
• "Snack Snatchers" - Those who steal snacks from others.
• "Greedy Grabbers" - Those who always grab any snack by the heaping handful.
• "Snack Hoarders" - Those who do not share their snacks with others.
• "Double Dippers" - Those who double-dip their snacks.
• "Public Snack-Offenders" - Those who snack in public places (while on public transit, waiting in line at the grocery store, in the library, etc.).
• "Snack Yappers" - Those who snack while talking (on the phone, in a meeting, etc.).
• "Sloppy Snackers" - Those who chew snacks with their mouth open, have food around their mouth, and/or drop crumbs everywhere.

For some reason, this struck me as very amusing tonight. Funny? Not funny? Do we share a brain (or half a brain, as the case may be)? If so, I believe you just had to crack a smile. Whatever... roll your eyes if you must. But I choose to smile.